Things I've heard and has not left my head since.

“And jesus said: “I saw you watching furry porn at work“.”

“Bonjour you bitches. You're just jealous we're hot.”

“I mean… I have done some gay ass shit with both my socks on and off.”

“I’m too hot for this shit.”

“A healthy search history always contains a little gay porn.”

"Why are you looking at me like I'm smoking crack?"

"That's the secret, I'm always high."