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The Neocities memorandum

Neocities is a wonderful site to meet creative people, but it's another to experience the r/neocities discord server lol. (Don't take this page seriously).

We have:

Deep and meaningful conversations

Quoted: Why would people have sex with dead bodies!? Quoted: Just like pee is stored in the balls, a website is straight from the soul Quoted: Hey Spongebob is a very beautiful man, don't judge me Quoted Dialogue: As a jewish person, I can confirm we have engineered the furry fandom. Sorry guys. As a non jew, I can confirm I'm not a jew Quoted: I cannot escape the filipinos Quoted: MY BALLS HURT FOR DAYS. IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I WAS ON THE BEACH IT STILL HURTS Quoted: Please don't talk about your balls in general. Quoted: I'm an anime woman connoisseur. I don't fall for seasonal waifus, I don't judge them by their measurements. They have to have actual substantial character arcs relative to my interests

Hobbies and interests

Quoted: Oh snap we talking about drugs? [Slide in real smooth like] sup Quoted: I wanted to be a british insurance gecko when I was growing up Quoted: Me and your mom, followed by a drawing of two people kissing Number of search results for the keyword, 'pirating' within the server: 138 results. medium-discord-msg Quoted: What if instead of iPad, it was called freaky-Pad, and instead of browsing the web, we browse ourselves deep. The quote is followed by an image of an iPad at an Apple Store whose wallpaper has been changed to an image of someone's exposed buttocks within the store

Taiwan Supremacy

Number of times 'Taiwan' is mentioned by the server member, humantooth: 29 results. Quoted: I'm Taiwanese! And I never shut the fuck up about it! Quoted: Great list. Tangentially related but I spent a few months (IN TAIWAN) Quoted: When it's been 0.0000036474858 seconds since humantooth hasn't talked about Taiwan, followed by a visual of a distraught person holding another unresponsive person in their arms Quoted: When it's been A cartoon of an unconscious Quoted: Content warning [for] blood, violence, Chinese food

The patriotic Portuguese

Quoted Dialogue: Portugal reference! Portugal mentioned! Me when portugal, followed by a shocked face emoji. Quoted Dialogue: Do I spot another Tuga? Yes, cá estamos. Espetáculo! Quoted: More tugas! Number of search results for the keyword, 'Portugal' within the server: 34 results. Quoted: This server was created by a Portuguese, you are currently under Portuguese soil Quoted: No way (Portugal jumpscare)! Look at this scary letter: Ç

Shit that I can't categorize

Quoted:Very sexis Quoted: Damn that's sexis